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Suzanne
Hi there! I've actually updated my page! Shocker, I know! I've even added a new section- Suzanne's AnecDON'TS. Read up, dear friend. Read up.
When you can hear me on-air:
Weekends! And don't forget to listen to the Scene from 10-11PM Sunday nights!
Songs I'm currently obsessed with:
The Raconteurs- Salute Your Solution
Friendly Fires- Paris
Paramore- I Caught Myself
The Caesars- Strawberry Weed
The Wombats- Backfire At The Disco
Albums I can't get enough of
Coldplay- Prospekt's March
The Jam- Hit Parade
Kings of Leon- Only By The Night
What I do in my free time
Pretend to play tennis well
Sing REALLY loudly at bars
Dream about moving to the UK.
My current obsessions
Tennis
Doctor Who!!
You!
My celebrity crushes
First off, you should know that I get new celebrity crushes almost every hour- but even as the new ones come in, that doesn't mean the old ones get replaced. The love is still there- it's just on the back burner! Anyway, my top 5 celebrity crushes of the moment are as follows (in no particular order):
David Tennant
Roger Federer
Jared Followill
Simon Baker
Bono (DUH!)
Suzanne's AnecDON'TS and other random offerings
1.1.09 New Year, New Blog Entry
It's shaping up to be a fine year already! I am going to England this summer (with hopes of finding a husband and just living there- sorry Mom and Pop), I'll be going to 3 weddings (including my sister's for which I'm the maid of honor) AND A NEW U2 ALBUM!!!! I can just tell it's going to be super fabuloso.
How was 2008, you might be asking? Terrifyingly lame minus some AWESOME concerts I went to. I had to watch my poor Roger Federer lose his number 1 ranking, I got in 3 car accidents and worst of all, got hooked on stupid TV shows. Does it get any worse than Rock of Love Charm School? I submit that it does not.
Anyway, I hope you have a fantastic remainder of the holiday, and remember- always wear clean underwear!
12.06.08 Santa??
My sisters and I went to see Santa the other day in Minneapolis- so exciting, right?? Well, we could HEAR Santa before we could see him and he was all "ho ho ho merry christmas blah blah whatever else Santa says" and it was super awesome. Well, we walk in the picture room, he sees how old we are and he's like "Hey what's up?" Um WHAT???? SANTA? No. You are supposed to say "HO HO HO". Oh, also? Please don't be younger than me. And please don't make me sit on your lap. That's gross and weird.
9.20.08 Straightshooter
Don't ever start your night off with a shot of Tequila Rose. Also, don't chase it with beer. Just another valuable lesson on my behalf.
9.13.08 Time for another anecdon't
You know how you always put your pants on with the same foot first? Well, don't ever try to switch that up because I tried putting them on with the opposite leg, and it was a debacle of epic proportions. Just a cautionary tale of sorts, I suppose.
8.3.08 An open letter to David Tennant
Dear David,
I would like to have your children, if at all possible.
Please and thank you,
Suzanne
7.24.08 Baking in an Oven
I recently took a trip to Arizona. The average temperature every day was 110. It was monsoon season, so it was really humid.
One piece of advice? Don't forget your shorts.
I'm such a moron.
5.25.08 Milwaukee Ink
I've been told to avoid pants. Seriously. I got a tattoo two weeks ago (in honor of Bono's birthday- OH YEAH!) and was told not to wear any pants. The man never specified how long I was to avoid the pant-wearing, so here I am, two weeks later, wondering if I can wear pants. Because I am. And if he wants me to not wear pants, I will, but I just want to know for how long. It itches, and it looks like I'm scratching my balls...well, if I had any, that is.
3.2.08 Playing with fire
I'm a self-proclaimed pyromaniac. Why people allow me to play with their match books and lighters is far beyond me. Apparently they don't know that I lit a fire on my sidewalk growing up and got the cops and fire department called on me. Sidenote: I don't think I ever told my parents this, so mom and dad, if you're reading this, just call me and we'll discuss this at a later date.
Anyway, last night, while enjoying some Screwdrivers at Vitucci's, I decided to eat fire. Why? I was sitting at a table with a bunch of smart people, I was feeling particularly stupid in that moment, and what better way to showcase my intelligence than by eating fire?? Am I right? I'm not wrong, that's for sure. Moving along- I started lighting matches and putting them out with my fingers, but that just wasn't good enough for me. So I moved on to a much more advanced form of extinguishing fire...putting a lit match in my mouth and putting out the fire that way.
Let's just say that I'm not doing too well right now.
2.3.08 How to look like a dumbass
Take a walk after a fresh snow on a steep hill that is clearly covered in ice. If you'd like to fall on your ass, this would be the best place to do so.
1.20.08 The REAL Worst decision of my life
Don't cheer for the Giants in Wisconsin if you don't want to be spit on.
Just sayin, yo.
9.16.07 Vicodin and Cold War Kids
Last weekend, after purchasing a new car because mine blew up, I went to see the cold war kids play the soco music festival in madison- now, keep in mind that this back pain has me on some major narcotics- vicodin being the prime suspect here. Well, I had VIP passes at this SoCo festival, and for those of you who are unfamiliar with what Soco means, it's southern comfort, aka really tasty alcohol. Well, I had already taken one vicodin thinking, they don't really work all that well anyway, why not drink my free soco that comes with the VIP pass...worst idea of my life. And I've had some bad ideas in the past- lighting a fire on my sidewalk in 7th grade and super-gluing my fingers together when I was 10...
So what did I learn from this experience? nothing really. I just felt like sharing.
8.4.07 Noel Gallagher
I ran into Noel Gallagher on the street in NYC (literally, I dropped something, stood up, and body checked the poor guy), and the only thing I could think of saying was "OH!" and then he walked away. So, the next time you plan on physically bumping into a genius singer/songwriter, make sure you have something intelligent to say. Better yet, apologize profusely.
7.29.07 Chris Cornell
I saw Chris Cornell sitting outside the Rave before his show this past Tuesday. I knew it was him because, well, I know what he looks like. What did I yell out my car window? "Grow your hair back!". Might I suggest you don't follow my lead?
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